At the Beach (Theme: At the Beach) by Jan Simson
Barbara and Milly met one another on an internet dating
site,
Fell in love, moved in with each other, all on the very
first night.
One day at Macdonald’s, veggie burgers in hand, gluten-free
fries in the other,
Mill said to Babs, I so love your abs, we ought to get
married, my lover,
(Mill was from Devon.)
Oh super, said Babs. Can we go on the piste in Switzerland,
Austria or France?
No, said Mill, got a last-minute deal, in Bognor, I’ve paid
in advance.
Bognor is lovely at this time of year. I’ve got it all planned.
Don’t worry, my dear,
We’ll take elderflower cordial, some nice veggie quiche,
then get ourselves married down at the beach.
We’ll arrange for a vicar, a witness too, and I want some
alpacas, but donkeys will do.
So the big day arrived, a week after they met, all was in
order, the wedding was set,
But just as the marriage was about to begin, nobody noticed
the tide coming in.
The vicar, the animals, the witness ran free, but a big wave
swept Milly and Babs out to sea,
But fear not, my friends, this is not how it ends, for on an
island far out of reach,
There are two happy lasses eating quiche and molasses,
In paradise down at the beach.
Sooooo funny! Ha ha!
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